Questions about masturbation, girls preferred please...?

Yeah, well, I'm 12 (well in one month I am) and I just began masturbating. The first time I got about 5 orgasms, and it was great. But guilt overtook me and I stopped. Now I'm trying again and would like tipss... like perhaps you could tell me if this is a normal thing or not. ...I have no idea what genitals and those things are.. I do it to release stress. I heard someone say while I was in the washroom they use vegetable oil???

What does "echoic origin" mean in the etymology explanation of bob?

"short, jerking motion," late 14c., probably connected to M.E. bobben "to strike, beat" (late 13c.), perhaps of echoic origin. Another early sense was "to make a fool of, cheat" (early 14c.). As a slang word for "shilling" it is attested from 1789, but the signification is unknown.

FASHION ONLINE STORE BOUTIQUE STORE NAMES?

i am opening up a store and i really need a cool stylish fashionable name, i only want it to be one or two words and i dont want it to have the or fashion in it and i cant use my name as its not very good i want it to be like smooch or dash like how the kardashians have theirs i think they are good names for a boutique, so pleassseee help!

There are Bugs in my underwear?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…

I really REALLY wish I could help you but I think your best option is to tell your mom and depending on what she says go to the dr, especially if you are that freaked (which I would be too)

Was it really sexual assault?

Yes, it was sexual assault (you're a minor) and possibly other charges depending on what state you are in and the applicable state statute. You're supposed to be confused, you're 14. He and your sister should know better and should be held accountable for their actions, ie, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, (allowing/participating drinking and smoking weed), and perpetually setting the stage for a situation for corruption of a minor.

What are some new and uncommon words?

I am very into words and etymology, so does anyone know new or uncommon words. Some that I liked are cajole and farce. Good answers get stars!

Bible Reader & Christians, doesn't the word 'heaven' mean sky?

That was the theology at the time various parts of the bible were written, that "good" was up and "bad" was down.

I cant get my jeep to start? its an electrical issue.?

I just replaced my 4 cylinder engine with a straight 6 engine and would like to start it up before i put everything back together. I have all the wiring correct as far as i can tell. I only hooked up the essentials to start an engine and i cant get anything to happen. I turn the key to on and i get power to the dash and hazard lights but no head lights or turn signals. if i turn the key to start everything turns off and all i hear is a small click from a box mounted on the firewall. please help i've tried everything i can think of.

Girlss (ONLY) please im so scared.?

kayso i was wiping after i had used the washroom and this white stuff so i got concerned so i put my finger in and it was clumpy the discharg that came out..i kept doing it to try and take it all out but yeah it didnt umm do i have a yeast infection? there is no irritation at all i wash down there daily its summer so i wear shorts and its really hot and they are kinda tight alot of my clothing is tight i get this discharge alot like somtimes it goes away then it just comes back is it because of my period? im so scared cause like i dont want it turning into something else im not sexually active im 15 years old i cant go to my doctor hes so wack plus im not old enough and my mom.. our relationship isnt that close Will it go away? does it turn into anything else? it doesnt really have a smell but neither does my normal discharge its very faint you can smell it but its hardly there...i have masturbated before could it be because of that? im so worried.. i just want it to go away PLEASE HELP !! and um do Yeast infection at all go away on its own without like doctors help...

How do you save penny in inspector gadget mad dash?

inspector gadget mad dash is an iPad/iPhone game, for more info: http://www.xmg.com/xmg-news/go-go-gadget-game-inspector-gadget%E2%80%99s-mad-dash-brings-endless-fun-to-the-iphone/

What would he say if i asked him out?

wow it seems like you're more into this guy then you are into the school books .just ask him out i'm quite sure that he won't bite you.

Christians, how did Adam name all the animals, why did God said he did that in his own word?

Gen 2:19 Now the LORD God had formed out of the ground all the beasts of the field and all the birds of the air. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name.

Pluto is god of the underworld, why the etymology of Pluto explains it means god of wealth?

As the ruler of the underworld, Pluto controlled its mineral rights and so was associated with the jewels and precious metals found underground.

Can you please rate my Gamecube game collection out of 5!?

4.3 because my son has all these games except Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets, Harry Potter Quidich world cup, and X-Men next dimension. I've played with him and they are really fun!

Please explain the etymology of "rolling in it", why it means wealthy and give me a good example in sentence.?

When dogs have nothing better to do all day then roll around in their own muck, they feel happy and free and like they could play all day. It refers to rich people and their money.

Why Am I Intimated by my Crush? Need Advice. 10pts?

Oh sweetie, DON'T feel intimidated by this young man. He CLEARLY lacks self-confidence himself or he would not be 'stealing glances' and then ducking when you make eye contact. Knowing that he is just as 'shy' about this as you are, should give you some encouragement I think. Since he may not be able to overcome his insecurity as far as you are concerned, why don't you be the one to take control and approach him? You have absolutely nothing to lose, and frankly, it looks as though he is just begging to make your personal acquaintance! :)

Why did germans ever think they were "aryan" when in reality...?

aryan is iranian.... i cant fathom that they overlocked that they aryen people that they werent are iranian/persians... its almost silly to me... and people today that are "white supremesists" and call themselves aryan... lol i just think its funny because they dont even know the etymology of the word

Do i study latin or greek?

hello, i am wanting to study/learn to read and write one of these languages to help me in further Bible studies and everything else in general, such as etymology etc.. I'v have heard that both languages are indeed hard to learn and study. So before i start i am wanting to know is that true? are these languages something you have to learn together or separately? if separately which one would you choose? and which program/software would you suggest to learn it. basically I'm just seeking information so if you know of anything that could help id appreciate it. Thanks

Which washroom should my hermaphrodite child use?

My child was born with both reproductive organs, my wife and I can't decide which washroom our child should go into. We need help deciding.

BF cannot use the washroom when traveling in bus or train?

He cannot urinate if traveling in a bus or train. Could that be a shy bladder or something else? He is ashamed to talk about this to his doctor though he is in his late twenties.

Are these signs of being pregnant?

So a week and a half ago I went to the washroom and I wiped and this jelly gooshy chunk of clear stuff came out of me. A couple days later I was standing talking with my friends and it felt like I peed myself. I ran to the bathroom feeling embarrassed and when I looked a bunch of discharge went on my ants and when I went it was A LOT of discharge. Other things that are happening to me are that I am constipated and I'm getting abdomanal pain in my lower left side. Its very painfull! Also I have recently just gotten a cold. I dont know if that has anyhting to do with it or not. I also had un protected sex when I wnet off my birth control buut he didnt *** in me but he said he felt it when he pre came.

Okay i lied to her.......?

okay so on chat, i was tlkn to one of my friends and cuz the conversation was boring and awkward i said " some1 told me u & some guy went to the mall and did stuff in the washroom" and she wanted to know who it was, but ecause i lied i couldnt tell her the truth so i said i cant tell you. and so she said fine if your dont tell me then i am going to tell the guy that you told me all this stuff. and later i said fine it was " a name" and she believed me because they were already in a fight. and then the guy and the girl were hanging out and the guy actually asked the girl if she said all that stuff. and she like ssaid she didnt do anything. and now the guy totally believed her. but the other girl i was tlking to before said she believed meee. and now i dont know what to do because if the other girl finds out it was me who said she strated the rumor she will start a big fite. so what could i do. i know its confusing but im so scared and im ready to do anything to not go to school, even kill my self. so what should i do, and i cant tell them the truth because it would be soo embarassing. and i was talking to the other girl and she still doesnt know it was mee.

I dream a snake and centipede, what does it mean...?

U are feeling acute danger,insecurity, fear of failure and no way to decide for ur future. Alternately , sex problem

If Jesus is the proper name of God, who is this Yahweh he's named after?

Jesus is not the 'proper' name of God ... it is the name of God in so far as the fact that he came to earth... I am sure Jesus was not named Jesus before he came to Earth.

Is it against the law for a gas station to mot have a public washroom available?

Restrooms are only required in dining establishments in most states. Basically, it depends on what state you're in, or possibly city or county.

Guy getting eyebrows waxed?

i think thats totally fine for a guy to do that just as long as there not waxed really thin like a girls!! :) and about the thicker one just tell the person who is waxing them to trim that eye brow with some small sizors. im sure youll be fine :) :) :)

What do "pay back in kind" and "exaction of payment in kind" mean in the etymology explanation of retaliation?

1580s, from L.L. retaliare "pay back in kind," from re- "back" + L. talio "exaction of payment in kind," from talis "suchlike." Originally used both in good and evil senses.

Do i have bowel syndrome?

I have a small cramp in left side of stomach.Very small.And i have to go to the washroom alot lately like 1 mounth ago it was hard to go poop now i go poop too much? Well maybe 5 , 6 , 7 a day? Sometimes 4 or 3

How Can I Litter Train My Seven Week Old Mini Rex?

I just recently bought a seven week old Mini Rex rabbit, I bought him from a breeder and would like to litter train him so I can give him free roam of my bedroom and keep his pen cleaner. Will the fact that I bought him from a breeder and he was able to use the washroom anywhere affect training him? And how do you litter train a rabbit? He isn't my first rabbit but he is the first I'll be attempting to train. I debated looking it up online but I would like an answer from someone who has gone through the process of training a rabbit themselves and I know every rabbit may be different but I'd get more confidence in an answer given by someone with the experience. Any help would be really appreciated at this point! ♥☮

Was it really sexual assault?

it WAS sexual abuse. Even thought you liked it,The guy is more than twice your age, and since you are a minor than that is sexual abuse.

Do I have an eating disorder & what kind..?

If you have some of the symptoms then you'd probably be diagnosed EDNOS (eating disorder not otherwise symptomized).

Please help me? How do you do a System Restore on Windows vista?

I am so stressed out that my computer will not completly boot up and start windows anymore D: every time i turn it on it stays stuck on a blank black screen with a flashing dash in the top left corner. I dont know what to do or what this means. I dont have any cds either :/ do any of you know how to fix this or do a system restore or recovery wen i first turn on my comp? Ive tried f10 and pressing esc only brings up the boot menu and hasent helped. Pleeasee help im desprate i dont care if everything gets deletes either aslong as windows can run do any o u kno what to do? Thank you!!!! I have a 2006 sony vaio btw

Where can I find a new dash cover for my 2004 Armada?

My Armada dash cracked right over where the dash speaker is..... How can, or where can I find just that piece, without having to replace the whole dash.

Whats a good time in a 100 yard dash im 14 years old?

Im 14 and im 5feet 10inches im 182.5pounds i run a 12.93s in the 100 and i run a 5.9 in the 50 are those good times?

How to replace dash tweeters in a 2000 honda accord lx?

need to know the best way to replace the tweeters in my 2000 honda accord. If I have to pull the dash then I also need to know the best way to do that as well. thanks

What does "chai ki tray pakadna" mean?

Riya means to say that to begin life once again is not too easy and it requires a caring and suitable life partner - someone who hold tea tray is not enough.

Please explain the etymology of curd?

Crud only means nonsense as a metaphorical extension of the meaning of 'feces', a "coagulated substance".

My xbox randomly froze but no red ring. 10 pts!!?

ok so i took my xbox to my friends house and we were playing a game of zombies and then it froze. so i turned it off and back on again and it wouldnt get to the dash board. so i took it home and i pluged everything in and it worked for a little wile then froze again. but still no red ring. has this happened to you or do you know what to do bc that would be great.

Have you HONESTLY ever...?

Gone in the wrong washroom and taken a REALLY LOUD STINKY dump?,,, Trust me.. it turns heads. More then if you just went in the wrong washroom....

Computer In Japanese Mode?

I lent my laptop to my friend since her broke down and when I got it back, I tried to install a program but I got japanese characters and the strange Y with two little dashes going through it. I know not to lend my laptop and more but what's wrong with it?

I blew my dash lights in my 97 nissan. How do i fix it?

my headlight went out and I pulled over and hurried to see if the connection was loose. Forgot to take the keys out and my radio was on. I dropped the stick that holds the hood up on the battery terminal and sparks flew. I threw the stick off and pulled my keys out as fast as i could...Then I noticed my dash lights were out...did i blow a fuse or worse? How can I fix it and where is the fuse located because I cant find it. ( I did fix the headlight though)

Im 34 weeks pregnant and im very uncomfortable, Is this normal?

I've been having really uncomfortable feelings along with diarrhea, cramping and every time i eat i feel really full even if I didn't eat a lot at all.. I feel like im running out of air and my arms and legs fall asleep too. Im not even that big either, everyone tells me that im so small to be 8 months.. But yeah I sometimes feel nauseous and light headed and im very lazy these days and all i want to do is lay around and do nothing. is this normal?? and also im wondering if anyone else who is 34 weeks or around is experiencing diarrhea and really bad cramping all the sudden from it and then when i go to the washroom i dont feel like i have to go anymore or sometimes i do but not alot.. Im also on iron pills so i dont know if that has anything to do with it cause i have low iron.. But yeah can someone please tell me if these are all normal and if u think i should call someone or what your syptoms are and what i can expect cause this is my first pregnancy and im only 17 soo i dont really know. Thanks

Seat Belt Violation In Texas. Any chance in proving officer wrong?

You sure can. You will have to talk to a lawyer however about the procedures in which to collect the evidence.

How to hack through a password on at&t phone?

so, my friend has an at&t phone, and its a straighttalk phone from walmart. We forgot the code and was wondering if there was any way we could get by and go change it to something we do know. We've tried everything but cant figure it out? help. btw it looks likes a blackberry.and there is no "i forgot my password" button" or "sign into gmail if you forgot your password" it just says "enter code" and has four dashes. Is there anyway we can get it without having to call at&t or going there.

Who's right? Crutchfield or Best Buy?

I have a 2006 Ford Mustang and I'm interested in a double-din in-dash stereo. The one I want is a JVC KW-XR610. Crutchfield says it will fit in my car, but Best Buy says it won't. I really don't trust myself with installing this, but who's right? Crutchfield or Best Buy?

1996 Chevy s10 air circulation problem?

I have a 1996 Chevy s10 pickup. 2.2L 4cyl engine. The air conditioner works just fine, and blows cold air. My problems is that it doesn't flow out of the vents on the dash board. It blows out of the top vent by the windshield and the bottom near the pedals. We replaced the vacuum line to the vacuum canister and it didn't help anything.

What position for football can i play?

ok well im 5'7 and i weigh 160 pounds and i am going to play freshman football i bench 145 squat 300 clean 125 and my 40 yd dash is a 4.9 i am a good tackler i can jump high and im quick im pretty sure i can play linebacker and line but i wanna see other peoples opinion?

Criticism of foreign languages taking words/names that were originally a form of English?

I'm not sure what your question is. One comment I would make is that Edward is of old English origin and would also have been spelled and pronounced differently to the present day form.

Woke up today with a swollen eye?

When i woke up this morning i went to the washroom and notice my eye was swollen.it isn't sticky nor does it itch.it kinda just looks like someone punched me.what kind of eyedrops should i use?also how long will this take to go away?thanks

Is it illegal for a teacher to refuse to allow students to use the washroom in Alberta?

Teachers are allowed to not let a student use the washroom is the student does it all the time in the same class. If a student doesn't do it everyday and the teacher still doesn't allow it, then it's illegal. Sometimes students will try to use the washroom everyday for most of the period and if the student does that, then the teacher realizes that the student is only asking to use the washroom just to miss class.

Help, I'm being beaten and made fun of by my own family?

please help. I cant bare to live this life anymore. I've been beaten, abused, hit, and made fun of all my life. I'm only 12, and I cant do this anymore. My life is strict, I cant get married to a man my parents don't like, I cant move out till I am am married. I cant shop unsupervised. I cant go alone outside until I am in grade 9, I'm only in grade 6. I had to write this today because I was seeing if we had enough money to buy WoW. I put in 2 dollers and it made 31 $, but I found out if you half put the money in, it still counts 25 cents extra. I was showing this to my dad, and then my mom yelled at me. Then I turned to her and saidL " wasn't talking to you." then my dad said: "Here comes the beating." she hit me as hard as she could on my arm, in front of my grandma, and I began to cry. She said that I would break everything in the house and then smacked my head and told me to go downstairs. In shame, and crying I ran dowstairs. Now I am writing this. And I dont want to go back upstairs because of what they did to me. I hate my parents, and I dont know what to do. I cant run away, I have no place to live or. Please, help me. I cant bear this pain anymore. People laugh and make fun of me, everytime my parents tell them about me! I always think to myself when I am crying in the washroom: "Nobody cares, eeryone laughs and looks at me. Nobodys gonna do a thing." Nobody does a thing anyways!

Is anyone having troubles with tumblr right now ?

Nothing on my dash has changed for at least an hour. Is anyone else having this problem is is it just me ?

I cant get my jeep to start? its an electrical issue.?

I just replaced my 4 cylinder engine with a straight 6 engine and would like to start it up before i put everything back together. I have all the wiring correct as far as i can tell. I only hooked up the essentials to start an engine and i cant get anything to happen. I turn the key to on and i get power to the dash and hazard lights but no head lights or turn signals. if i turn the key to start everything turns off and all i hear is a small click from a box mounted on the firewall. please help i've tried everything i can think of.

What do you think of this name?

I am not pregnant, but love etymology and I believe that dreams can be sent from God. (or a higher power or random air, if that's what you believe, I'll stick to God.) Well, last night I had a dream that I had a baby boy and I chose to name him Charlie Walter. Just wondering about popular opinion. What do you think of it?

UMM HELP IS THIS WEIRD IF I WANT TO BE A FOOT MASSAGER WHEN I GROW UP???

It is great that you don't just follow the crowd. A Foot Massager is not a weird job, it is just a job you don't hear often. It is I think as common as someone in my school to want to be a dentist. If it is what you like to do than go for it. Just always have a backup plan, like a massage therapist for the entire body. Some people may think it is weird because it is not common, but others will think it is cool and unique. Which makes me think about that I haven't really decided what I wanted to be when I grow up.

My horse is overweight and a big eater, what the best horse feed to put him on?

i'm assuming you're from america by the things your horse is in training for so i can't really recommend any brand specific horse feeds because I think they might be different there however i can recommend maybe a low sugar, high fibre diet. if you don't want to feed him less maybe try exercising him more. have you thought about maybe lunging him if you don't have time to ride or riding for longer uphill - obviously working slowly to build his fitness. what i tend to do as well is just feed pony nuts with lots of carrots and apples and possibly a tiny bit of chaff and then mix in a good dose of vitamin powder (horse dependent, i used to use ones for the older generation) so he'll still get the nutrients and still be in his feed routine but wont be getting any of the calories. balance this with a good exercise program and he should be fit and slim in no time :)

Is a motorway hotel a motel?

If not, what is the etymology of the word "motel" (where does it come from, how was it formed and how old is the word?)

Which bedroom should i choose?

I am thirteen and i am being offered by mom to switch rooms. My current room is a quite small room but it has a washroom. My offer is a huge room without a private washroom. I like the big room because i can add a better desk and arrange it better but i want a washroom though...

Xbox 360 Hardrive/dashboard question?

ok so i had the xbox 360 core with no hard drive, memory unit and i had the old dash board so my friend brought over his hard drive and put it on my xbox and then the hard drive had the updated dashboard so now i have the updated dashboard but when he disconnected his hard drive the dashboard was still there and i have no hardrive/memory unit but the new dashboard still stayed on my xbox is it possable that the xbox 360 has a built in hard drive?

What is this designer brand?

i see alot of people wearing this brand. its a t-shirt often polo and in the top right it has a small little emblem almost like a YEN sign the currency. so a Y with some dashes through it sortov. it looks weird. i cant get a picture of it but if anyone may know what im talking about please suggest what you think it could be thanks :)

Where does the word "lullaby" come from?

Does anyone know the etymology of the word "lullaby"? I'd like to have an idea of its origins.

Diarrhea at 38 weeks pregnant?

In having 5 children, I've never had this happen to me. I would suggest calling your doctor as all women are different and this could be the onset of labor. Watch for further signs such as contractions or bloody show. Good luck.

Persian/Iranian last-name "Moshfegh"- What are its roots?

Just wanted to say that in Arabic, شفيق would be pronounced as Shafiq, and not Shafigh, so same Moshfegh would be Moshfeq, and Parsi is another language from Arabic, not an Arabic dialect at all..

Would Liberals/Conservatives see this as a good guy or a bad guy?

Without know his motivation for doing these things it is impossible to tell if he is a good guy or a bad guy. On the surface he appears to be a good guy but we live in a society where such behavior is automatically labeled as potentially dangerous..

Can't view Tumblr liked posts?

On my dash it says I have 391 liked posts. But when I click on it, it says "no posts to display". Is this some kind of glitch? If so, how can I fix it?

Constipation for almost a month PLEASE HELP!!?

Whether you like the taste or not drink about 6 ounces of prune juice. The best tasting is called Sunsweet. The other brands are bitter. If that doesn't do the job you need to see your doctor. Have you tried an enema? If you do try it hold it in for as long as you can stand it.

I'm sick of online dating because when I meet the guy, there's no chemistry?

You hit the nail on the head there girl. Chemistry is not always sparked on physical attraction or on first impressions, sometimes, if your not to scared to do so, it happens on the 2nd or third date, try it, you might surprise yourself by the outcome, good luck,x

What is the filter that is falling apart in my 2005 Dodge Stratus?

There is a black porous filter in the dash of my 2005 Dodge Stratus. It is falling apart and coming out of the vent in my car when I turn on the AC or Defrost. The parts house says there is no Cabin Filter in the 2005 Dodge Stratus. Does anyone know what this filter is, how to replace it and where I can find another one???

Is it normal to pee more often during the 2nd trimester than the 1st?

I find myself having the urge to pee more often lately (14 weeks) than I used to. Except when I go now, it's just a small amount each time, but often! Also, I very rarely got up in the middle of the night before to go to the washroom. Lately I've been getting up once a night. Doesn't that sound backwards? I drink about the same as I always have.

Etymology of greek word for "responsibility"?

Ευθύνη= set straight, set back in line. That's why the words ευθυνη and ευθεια (straight/straight line) have the same etymology-root.

Why can't I play Diner Dash Hometown Hero on my laptop?

I have Diner Dash, Diner Dash 2, Diner Dash: Flo on the Go, and Diner Dash: Hometown Hero. I can play all of them, but when I try to play story mode on Hometown Hero, it says Diner Dash has stopped working and closes out the program. I've tried playing it with and without the CD-ROM in and can't figure it out. I have a brand new HP windows laptop.

Do you know that when you sing or say Hallelujah, you are praising Jehovah?

True. But yet the church denies god's name though it's present in their songs. They can hide it from the Bible, but they can't hide everything.

The etymology of the word shrewd?

Explain the etymology of the word shrewd, and use the word in a sentence according to its modern definition.

Very bad constipation! I'm so so worried!?

you are slowly startign to clog your digestive track, eat alot of food with quick fiber and constipation pills, maybe stool softeners. you having hte impression of always being full you might have stomach ulsers any you punching your stomach will opnly make it worse. dont punch your stomach at all. stretch around when your on teh toilet to help move your gases and waste around. hope i helpped.

Im the DJ at a party on friday & I need some good partying music?!?

Move Your Body by Blessed By A Broken Heart, Rock Party Anthem by LMFAO, sorry that's all I can think of, hope I helped =]

My mom is kind of weird?

It would help if you told us the age of your mother. Maybe your mom is white trash? Or she's carless

I got a horrible cramp in football camp?

dude, first I caught this one in my left thigh while we were doing stretches. We dont really stretch by the way, we sorta warm up. anywho, i caught a cramp in my right thigh and ive been trying to stretch it out. its been there for about two days now man. and today we ran our forty yard dashes and I got a bad time because of the cramp i was running on. by the time i finished i had a cramp in my left thigh as well, which wont go away either. tomorrow is the last day for a week and i really want to show off so i can make varsity. JV is embarrasing at my school for a junior. how do i get it out?!?

Very bad constipation! I'm so so worried!?

you are slowly startign to clog your digestive track, eat alot of food with quick fiber and constipation pills, maybe stool softeners. you having hte impression of always being full you might have stomach ulsers any you punching your stomach will opnly make it worse. dont punch your stomach at all. stretch around when your on teh toilet to help move your gases and waste around. hope i helpped.

What is a chromatographic system?

Yes, related to chromatography, the separation technique. I make the explanation cause I read a guy who gave an etymology-based answer. :) Thank you.

What are good 40 yard dash times by position for a high school freshman?

I'm just curious and wanted to know what good 40 yard dash times would be for a high school freshman. Average ranges for offensive linemen, d linemen, and skill position players are what I'm looking for.

Origin of the Spanish word for network, "red"?

Alright, so we've been talking about technology in my Spanish class lately, and Ee came across this word. I just really want to know it's etymology (hopefully someone knows about it).

Help me my father will get really mad plz help?

ok well i come from jodhpur india. i move to america 3 months ago. anyway im home alone, and i need washroom but i didnt make it and i poop all over the floor. my floor is covered in my poop and i need to get rid of before my father comes home from work. i didnt make it to the toilet in time. help me i try everything after pooping on my floor i take the thing for watering the floor and i pour, i spray all over my poop but it wont work. it turns my poop into brown, wet shiits. they flow into different part of the floor each time. im mad at myself for pooping on the floor i even step on it with my foot. plz help my father is very mad today and when he witness my poop on the floor i dont know what hell do plz help?

95 s10 starting problems?

when I turn the key lights in dash go out....then when you turn the key back off then on.....the relay in glove box starts clicking.....radio goes in and out.....then resets itself....and repeats itself....

Severe self-conscious issues, teen, depression.. Help? Lenghty!!?

Hii, Really sad to hear your feeling like this. I've been in a very simillar situation, I have written an inspirational peice of writig if you would be interested in reading it. If you have an email address would be nice to emailit to you and maybe talk more to try and make you feel better :) Or email me on roxocubex@hotmail.co.uk

Would an older dash fit my Veedub?

I have a 73 super-beetle that I am doing a complete strip down restoration on and need a new dash. I really don't want to put in a new plastic one since plastic cracks and it would run me like $450ish. Can I cut out a metal dash from an older bug to put in it?

What do I do about being constantly harassed?

Almost everyday I have to put up with 3 girls who I HAVE to sit next to in Math class who constantly torture and harass mentally me every single moment they can get. What I don't understand is why 2 of the 3 are against me, because I've never done anything to them and one was even my elementary school friend. Its getting to the point where I want to run out of class and cry my eyes out in the washroom. I try my best to ignore them but its hard if you're sitting trapped in the inside seat corner and you're treated like a piece of ****. I don't know what to do anymore.

HELP! My husband's grandma bit my baby!?

My grandmother (my husband's mom) came over for a visit today. While my husband was in the kitchen getting some food for our baby and I was at the washroom, I heard my baby cry out in pain! I rush out into the living room with my pants still around my ankles and saw her biting my baby. When she saw me she stopped and then my husband came in. I told him what I saw but then he got mad at me because he really cares about his grandmother. My baby is bleeding and I don't know what to do with his grandmother. I punched her in the face and now I have a bruise on my hand. She isn't moving but that doesn't matter for now. My husband thinks a hobo did it so whatever. But please, how do I get this darn bruise off my hand? Also, should I try to sew my babies stitches up? I don't want to go to the hospital in case they see my bruise and force me into surgery to remove it.

Do young mothers truly understand the responsibility of naming their children?

I am more than a little sad that the emphasis is on "trendeigh" spellings and pop culture icons and not on family names or etymology. Because I have been in the HR field and I know how resumes are tossed if a name is too ridiculous, it seems as though the lack of life experience in these new parents will undermine their child's public persona in the future.

Where and when did the word PDA come from?

Does anyone know where the acronym PDA standing for Public Displace of Affection come from? Or how it came to be? or an etymology? Thank you!!

My best friends moved on without me and i really miss them?

first of all most people change when they get to juinor high and just tell your friends how you feel. they might ve feeling the same way you do. also keep trying to get them to hang out with you. if they are really good friends like u said they were then dont give up. its ever you keep trying or just move on. Good luck xox ;)

Please explain the etymology of "fly-by-night"?

In business or financial matters, 'fly-by-night' refers to businesses which set up operation, contract for jobs, get paid, and then do inferior work. It's not uncommon for these businesses to pack up and move on when people start catching on and begin to complain and demand their money back.

Why is it so hard to find a job?

no matter how hard I try I cant find a job. I have applied like 30 different places and nothing. I have applied at target budweys wegmens tops subway burger king McDonald's block buster petsmart denneys sears searshardware dariyqueen dashes wilson farms about 3 pizza places about 5 resturants as a dish washer 7/11 another gasstation delta sonic gamestop star bucks kfc arbies wendeys walmart a lot of jobs at the mall and yes this sounds f u c k ing crazy but it is true. the world sucks I cant even find a job as a dishwasher any where. tops called me for a interview and I had graduation and she said they would call back nexted week, but never did this sucks I have a car I have to pay for that I will have to cancle insurance on now f u c k americas s h i tty economy and f u c k god. Im gglad I dont have to help support my family as some kids have to do with a s h i tty job like that because if I did that would probally starve

Which words in macbeth did shakespeare make up?

i'm doing an etymology project in english class and need to find a word he made up in the play of macbeth and talk about its origins/in context/drawing conclusions to how its used etc. but i can't figure out which words he made up and stuff. help!

39w4d pregnant, stomach ache that won't go away...?

I woke up from a nap with a tummy ache so I used the washroom, ate some tums, drank some water and 4 hours later its still there :( I have no signs of early labor at all just cramping here and there, I had a prenatal on monday and I'm not even dialated or anything like that. I'm a first time mom so I have no idea what's going on...

Why call cutter this kind of nautical vessel as "cutter"? please explain its etymology?

It is a fast ship, that can cut through the waves. A clipper is another fast ship, named for the same reason (clip=cut).

Beeping sound in my 04 Chevy Cavalier?

Sounds like reminder for key in ignition or interior light door switch bad. Try listening to where sound is coming from, if under dash there's a beeper you can disconnect.

What does this warning light mean on my 2008 VW Jetta?

It is a cirlce with an explanation point inside with three dashes coming out of the circle on each side in different directions. I lost my owners manual and would like to know what this means. Thank you!

My best friends girlfriend grabbed my ***? what to do?

My best friends girlfriend grabbed my *** like literally grabbed it, while my boyfriend went to use the washroom, usually me and her don't talk to much, but i took her pencil case and she was chasing me and then she grabbed my ***... my friend is really strict on her and he doesn't allow his gf to do these types of things and she never has before, should i tell him, i don't want this to affect their relationship. plus his gf is really shy i don't know what happened its shocking. what should i do?

Why so many m-dashes?

Don't you think that m-dashes instead of commas and semicolons are overused these days? I think it really looks tacky and unprofessional, don't--you--think??!!!!

Have a 1991 gmc sonoma and the air will not come out of the dash just the defroster and the heater vents..?

if it will not change over to the dash vents is there a way to take the flap off and let it come through all the vents or just the dash vents

Horrible cramps in football camp?

dude, first I caught this one in my left thigh while we were doing stretches. We dont really stretch by the way, we sorta warm up. anywho, i caught a cramp in my right thigh and ive been trying to stretch it out. its been there for about two days now man. and today we ran our forty yard dashes and I got a bad time because of the cramp i was running on. by the time i finished i had a cramp in my left thigh as well, which wont go away either. tomorrow is the last day for a week and i really want to show off so i can make varsity. JV is embarrasing at my school for a junior. how do i get it out?!?

Triumph Daytona 675 will not start......?

Yesterday, my 2008 Triumph Daytona 675 would not start for the 1st time, after push starting it and riding it for a while, it would not start again. Bought a brand new battery from the Triumph Dealership and put it in, and it still would not start. Took it to a local auto parts store and they tested and charged it, put it in and it still will not start. Dash and lights turn on fully. In Neutral, with the clutch down, when I push the starter, it makes a single click noise and a quite long squeaking noise. Any help???

Whys this guy always staring at me?

He might have heard a rumor about you that makes him interested I you. Or he might have just found something out about you that didn't know before. I wonder though how do you know he is always starig at you? You must be watching him unconciously to check if he's starig at you and whenever you see him starig at you remeber you are still staring at him. Maybe he is wondering the same thing that you are staring at him a bunch? He may also like you or have a crush on you and is trying to get you to catch on. What I would suggest is get a friend to watch him for a day instead of you and let her/him be your eyes. Don't look at him to see if he is watchig you. Only let your friend look at himto see if he is still watching. Ifhe still watches you like before, it is probably a rumor or a crush :)

Is she jealous or is she hiding something from me?

She's somewhat jealous because she had some feelings for you, saw the text and doesn't know what to think anymore. Confront her about it and tell her to knock the bullshit drama off

Installing aftermarket gauge cluster?

The custom gages will require wiring them right to the new sender - The factory sender will probably not work.

Trying to call my iPhone?

I've lost my iPhone today and I just tried calling it, (It's somewhere at home cause I never bring it outside) And you know how when you call someone or a phone number, it rings, then voicemail? or if the person hangs up, it goes BEEP BEEP BEEP? Well, when I tried calling my iPhone it just went straight to the beep noise, no voicemail.. It rings for 3 seconds then beeps.. Usually if it's off it goes to voicemail right? (Fido).. I might have left it in the washroom, but what if my baby sister put it in the toilet and flushed it? destroying the device, therefore making it unable to call.?

Where does the slang term "****** Move" come from and what are some examples of this term used in pop culture?

I am researching this term for a slang etymology project and i need examples of it being used in pop culture. please include resorces. it wont let me put the actual word.

I need help girls....?

It's okay, what is there to be scared of? Every woman gets their period, including your mom. She's your mother, no matter what happens, you need to tell her. I'm sure she will be happy that you got it because it is a sign that you're maturing into a woman. :)

Track..???............?

Okay soo i have heard that the average girl speed for a 100m dash is 12-13 sec. but i dont think thats right. I have raced alot of girls and their times were around 15 and plus sec. The fastest girl i know runs hers in 13.8 sec. .. Anyway. My fastest time for a 100 meter is 14.54 but im 14 years old and 4"11 so is that good or bad? And is there anyway i can increase my speed because i want to be as fast as possible. Oh and btw i am going to be a freshman this year :)

Please explain the etymology of cab..?

It is related to the quality of the ride. Roads were very poor and a carriage ride in this vehicle with its very springy suspension would often throw you in the air, or at least out of your seat.

Is waking up at night once to use the washroom a red flag for men's prostate gland?

Waking up once a night to use the bathroom is probably nothing to be concerned about. (Many nights, I get up to use the bathroom, and I don't have a prostate!) If it were several times a night, then I would be concerned. The fact that he uses that bathroom at night may have to do more with how much fluid he is drinking, especially later in the day (is he well hydrated?). I also don't think you have to worry about him ejaculating 5-6 times a week. As far as I know, this is normal and healthy. In fact, this frequency will probably help to prevent problems such as erectile dysfunction later in life. However, if you have more reasons to be concerned, have him ask his doctor at his next office visit.

Why is it called a Geometric Progression?

I understand the etymology of the word geometry, 'measuring the earth' is plausibly related to the abstract idea of geometry. But how are either of those concepts related to a so-called 'geometric' progression, a sequence in which term is the previous term multiplied by some common factor?

2005 ford ranger fuse panel missing?

i bought a used 2005 ford ranger 4x4 xlt and there is no fuse panel behind the small door on the side of the dash. the only fuse box i see is under the hood. Why is the side of dash one missing?

2007 Dodge Ram Button in Dash?

I have a 2007 Dodge Ram 1500 Lone Star. It has a plate in the dash where I have seen a storage compartment on other 2007's. It has a button in the center that looks like a sliding window. I do not have a sunroof or an electric sliding rear window. I have no idea what this button does. It is right above the cupholders and below the AC controls.

Why can't i believe there is a god?

for the longest time i haven't even acknowledged that there could be a god. but before i got pregnant i became interested in knowing about the bible God. and when i was pregnant i got punched in my belly and i felt incredible pain unlike any other in my belly. i went to the washroom and prayed that God would help my baby and save her and put the pain unto me instead of her. i was bleeding and still bled 2 days after. i went to the doctors and they told me that my baby was Absolutely healthy but i had an explosion in my cervix. it healed. and my baby came out healthy. for a while i felt like i accepted God. but i realized i didn't. it was just the surroundings that i was moved to. i read an article saying that logic isn't enough to prove to people that there is a god out there. i feel like i'm back to square one where i used to be. its hard for me to imagine that Jesus and Solomon and David and Adem & Eve ever existed. i was having process in believing in him. but its gone and i didn't know why. if i have a baby shouldn't god if there is a god be in-plating in my mind that hes real for my baby's well being. or dose god not care about her? how do i even know there is a god? it seems pretty obvious right? well its not to me, i see the sun go up and down. i wonder why do we live in a giant ball in the middle of the Universe. how does this world stay perfectly without falling out of its place. science can prove this but what proves who made this world and everything in it. i'm not even sure if i can believe there is a god. i'm so hard headed and it makes me sad that i can't believe but i can't. its hard! plz someone help!

Download site for free full version games?

Don't download anything you may suspect is a fake one bad virus and you computer goes pop and everything is gone and you can't even use the computer again

Im soo Nervous :(.? 10 pionts best answer :(.. Can you help me please? Im ready for this though?

Just put your mouth on his thing and go up and down with your mouth and if your a virgin just know that that might lead to sex good luck..

Why are people not convinced that our spelling is dysfunctional and needs to be upgraded?

Spelling is not meant to make reading or writing easier; it is meant to approximate the spoken word, and it does. I'm sure a new, phonetic spelling system would confound you along with the rest of us.

How fast can you drop your 40 yard dash time in one month?

july is my workout month and i'm wondering how many seconds can i drop in my 40 (tenth seconds). i run 4.9 i want to get to 4.7 or less :D

Was she being racist (Whitby Racism?) ?

Maybe not. Some people can make you feel bad. It depends on how they said it. Don't worry about. Just move on cause those people in that store should not have any power of you.

Question that my ex asked me? What should I take from it?

I haven't talked to me ex in 2 weeks.. he avoids me at school and all that. I broke up with him btw. Today, he messaged me and asked why I left class. I actually just left to use the washroom, but I suppose I looked upset. Why would he even bother asking if he never tries to talk to me?

My 2004 Chevy Colorado won't stay running.?

My 2004 Chevy Colorado pickup will start but as soon as I release the key, the engine will immediately die. It starts just like it should but won't stay running. There were no problems with it when I parked it yesterday and there were no warning lights on the dash. There is about 60,000 miles on the pickup.

1981 GMC c1500 Truck wont start?

I have a 1981 GMC c1500 L6 and my stereo wouldnt save the settings, so I looked under the dash and to the fuse box was a wire connected from the stereo to my fuse box and i pulled the wire and plugged the stereo in to the hot wire to remember the settings and now my truck wont start, i have all other electrical, just wont start.

SO IT STARTED ABOUT A WEEK AGO..?

When i was in the washroom...taking a poop. I was finnishing up right? Just about to wipe my @$$#•£€ then i realized that we were low on butt-wipe we had about three sqares left on our last roll. So i did what every other person with a common sence would do.. I used it... Don't judge but we aint got no cash flow so we baught cheep 35¢ single rolls from the dollar store..the no-named kind..only 1 ply meaning theres no second layer like name brands such as Charmin.. Anyways i was wiping when all the suddin *PHHFFTTT* a big rip accurd in the toilet paper.. So there i am with my middle finger up my anus.. in a way toying with myself... And actually injoying it ? So ever since then i have been doing it on a day-to-day basis.. Intentionally.. Sometimes i wouldent even wash my finger.. I would just sit there and sniff it. IS THIS WRONG?

How long do you have to be on a treadmill everyday to lose weight?

I've been using the treadmill everyday to lose weight I go on for 40 mins a day and it does not seem to be working I usually do 5000 steps at speed 3.0 I've also been using a full body vibration machine and doing Ann workouts. What kind of fruits and vegetables help you lose weight? And I also havent been drinking anything like pop or juice I've only been drinking water and milk. I have a lot off eggs and toast whole wheat wonder bred and raisin bran cereal the cereal makes me go to the washroom so I'm wondering why this isn't working I do eat other things then just that like salad etc.

Should you first pay the bill or go to the washroom in restaurants?

Some restaurants want you to pay the bill at the front desk. Just watch what other patrons are doing. When you go to the washroom, get your money out of your underwear in there instead of in front of the staff. If you pay and then suddenly go to the washroom, they will think you have diarrhoea.

How to be a scene kidd?

Heyyzz!!! So I Really Luvv The Scene Style and I Really wanna Be a Scene Kidd!!! I really dont wanna be called a poser either ... I am just interested in the unique, awesome, and dashing style!! Please help Me! By The way i'm 14

Were these two UFOs ?

lol i also saw once a spotlight out the sky from nothing in the night, like a helicopter. but i didnt hear anything and i would be able to hear a helicopter from even further distance lol

In the morning do you eat first or get ready?

I always eat first. I can't be assed to put jeans on first thing in the morning, I'd never want to wake up. Plus my shower takes an unusually long time to heat up and I don't like diving into a cold shower as soon as I wake up. So I get up and eat some corn flakes, shower, get ready, and leave. I charge my phone at night, and don't have time for television in the morning.

Why doesn't fluttershy fly?

I've only seen a few episodes but I've never seen her fly. I'm watching dragonshy right now and rainbow dash is getting really pissed at her.

I got into a car accident, not my fault!?

I got into an accident today & it was not my fault. I had the right of way and was doing the speed limit but she cut in front of me and by the time I saw what she was doing, I beeped the horn for her to move but she didnt even look til I hit her. I broke the dash board with my knee and hit my head. No major injuries but the cop said it was her fault. My insurance towed my car and my insurance is paying for a rental. I looked at the paperwork the cop gave me and her car was a rental and it just says self insured. I had a mechanic look at my car just to give me an idea and he says it looks like a total loss because of the chasity. Of course I have to wait and see but I am nervous. This was my first accident & I havent even had my car for a full 31 days. I was actually going to pick up my tag from the dealer. Anyone have any ideas about what happens in this situation!

Why does my puppy pee every time I do?

I know this is weird because I have searched and searched and have not found any similar experience on the internet. Whenever I go to the washroom to urinate, my puppy inevitably will do the same somewhere in my apartment. It isn't as though he has to go really bad either, because it is usually a small pee. Is he marking his territory? Does he feel threatened by me doing so? He is only 8 weeks old, just separated from his family, just getting used to his new surroundings. He is otherwise very well behaved.

Does anyone know a website where I can look up word parts for medical terminology, NOT whole words?

Prefixes, suffixes, word roots, latin roots, etymology, and terminology for comparing different parts of broken-down words. For example, what do the parts 'meth' 'pen' and 'icillin' mean to help understand how penicillin and methicillin relate or differ? Regular term dictionaries define the whole word, but I don't want a description of the drug, I want to analyze the name of the drug. Not just for drugs, but all medicine terms.

Is it rude to ignore everyone at graduation?

yes its rude but its only once and then freedom besides this is also the last you will see everyone just stick to small talk hi, ill miss you, call me, yada yada yada, then for a speech really go with it say "i cant believe this day is here thank you to everyone in my life who helped me get here and we finally did it heres to the next chapter in life" boom perfect then give hugs grab diploma throw ur hat take pics and go home and hang out you will never have this oppertunity again so have fun

How can i stop being scared of the washrooms in a plane?

I know its weird to say i'm scared of the washrooms in a airplane but i'm scared i can't help it how can i stop being scared?

Tumblr dashboard, help please?

As you know, we got a new dash. I used to have followchechr, but now it doesn't work on the new dash. I was wondering either if you had the link to the old dash and how to put it in so I could have it back, or how to check if who you follow is following you, like followcheckr that will work with the new dash. Please help? Thank you!

Looking for accommodation in Eiffel Tower vicinity for July 5th -Sept 4th 2011 .W U Plz help?

A student type furnished one bedroom or studio with independent kitchen , washroom and bath would be OK

Anyone have these symptoms? Pegnancy symptoms?

I just had a doctors apt before ovulation. A full body check up and everything was perfect. I had unprotected sex day after I had light bleeding and then it went medium for two days then light the day after. I had unprotected sex again around my ovulation then I got weird spotting two days later when i wiped and nothing yet. At 6dpo my boobs started to hurt but not too bad and I've slowly become more tired. Urinating frequently, and eating alot. The symptoms that made me wonder was last night (13dpo) I woke up sweating alot and dizzy so I Went to the washroom and next thing you know I puked and I just woke up and I'm still feeling uneasy and my boobs hurt way worse. It can't be any other medical situation cuz I got tested and all was good..does this sound like pregnancy?

What position should I play in rugby? ?

I'm 6 ft 160 pounds. My 40 yard dash is a 4.84. My benchPress is 240. I can powerclean 200. When I played jv football I was a widereciever and I played some punter. Now I'm going to play rugby next year.

I keep feeling like Im going to faint..?

that sounds serious? you might have annemia which is when you lack iron- and so your blood cells are insufficent amounts of o2 which causes you to feel tired, to the extent of feeling faint. You should go to the GP since its been happening for a year.. you should also take a blood test since it will determine what minerals your body is lacking.

I'm only a teenager, am I pregnant!?? :'(?

So a week and a half ago I went to the washroom and I wiped and this jelly gooshy chunk of clear stuff came out of me. A couple days later I was standing talking with my friends and it felt like I peed myself. I ran to the bathroom feeling embarrassed and when I looked a bunch of discharge went on my ants and when I went it was A LOT of discharge. Other things that are happening to me are that I am constipated and I'm getting abdomanal pain in my lower left side. Its very painfull! Also I have recently just gotten a cold. I dont know if that has anyhting to do with it or not. I also had un protected sex when I wnet off my birth control buut he didnt *** in me but he said he felt it when he pre came.

Audi TT 02 won't start but dashboard symbols are flashing when i try to start it, clicking noise "FUSE"?

MY 2002 AUDI TT standard will not start, and when i try to ignite it---the dash lights flash rapidly and a rapid clicking noise . the power seems to work? I saw a flash of the word FUSE on the dashboard---does this mean fuse box? or do i need a new starter? I just got a new battery which was working good until now.

Why won't my cruise control work on 2007 ford escape?

When I press the buttons nothing happens...no cruise...no dash light...nothing! My mechanic says he doesn't know how many hours or how much it will cost to fix. I've googled it and I know about the fuse box and the connection under the engine cover and I'm female. It can't be that complicated.

What is the meaning of the surname "Nazario"?

What is the etymology, origin and meaning of the name "Nazario"? Please ask me. The name Nazario came from the Nazareth/ Nazarene, right?

Is there a bus tracking app?

I was thinking that this must have been thought of/invented already cos it seems so obvious. An app that tracks exactly where a bus is so you know how much time you need to get to the bus stop, whether you will make it, whether you have that extra minute to do something before you dash out the door if its running. If at london bus stops it can tell you how long the bus will be - Why cant it send it to a phone, I mean buses and phones have sat nav so everything is already in place! Does anyone know if this exists? Thanks!

Theres something wrong with my leg, what medicine could i take?

I would suggest you try some ointments with pain relieving capabilities. Like Mobilat for example or Voltaren

Will there be a bad record if you went to a military jail?

My brother had some troubles and he was sent to military jail. My family are all worried about him if he would have a bad record as he is only 20 this year. We all don't want him to not get into big companies was he is quite good in his studies. We're worried that his future will be dash.

Why do "exceptions to the rules" exist? (in grammar)?

I mean, all they are is just a pain in the ***. Is there a certain etymology or something that causes them to turn out different? Because if there isn't, that really pisses me off. It's a lot easier to just remember rules for grammar instead of having lists of words to just memorize.

To the vegetarians; how do you prepare your rice and lentils?

Soak lentils for a few hours, add lentils and fresh water to a pot, slightly cover and bring to a boil. I also add various spices like cardamom, coriander, black pepper, cumin, salt, etc. I tend to use recipes, but when I'm making food from my head I season as I go. I prefer my dal very thick, not soupy like some people. For rice, I use ratios I find online. My boyfriend likes to saute uncooked rice in some oil and onions, then add water and cook until the water is gone. It tastes very good, and honestly, I love adding ketchup to rice.

What could have caused this?

So earlier today out of nowhere I got this really bad stomach ache (and I rarely get stomach aches). Then I felet the need to use the washroom, but where I was had no facilities, so I tried to hold it. My stomach ache got really really bad though and I really had to go, so I drove to a store to use their washroom. Sorry for the details, but.. when I had a bowel movement, I had to push pretty hard to get it out, and it really hurt my stomach to push. It was also really big and hurt coming out and there was a lot of it (like at least triple the usual). I felt a little better after that, so I started driving back to where I was originally, but then I had to go again? It hit me really suddenly and I like HAD to go, so I pulled over and went in the forest (gross i know but trust me i had no choice). This time it was diarrhea and there was A LOT of it.. anyway.. what could have caused this? I still have a stomach ache now and since then I've had another bowel movement, it was normal but also a large quantity.. where's it all coming from??

Is it wrong to the young students?

Chinese writing is based on simplify art representation of picture, and combination of those picture. If you find a better way of writing those character, I think people should change it, not stuck in stone age.

- What Are Your Opinions On These WWE Comparisions?

99% of them do not make any sense. Outside of Dolph having blond hair how the hell is he suppose to be like Billy Gunn? Has he won a tournament and been given a main event push only to be a failure MORE THAN ONCE?

How to be discrete about tampons at work?

You think everyone is paying a lot of attention to you. They aren't. They don't think about what you are doing. Put a tampon in your pocket or something. Women have been dealing with this issue for thousands of years. Nowadays it's pretty easy to be discrete, unless you are paranoid, then nothing you do will seem discrete.

What is the best type of paint to use to paint car interior items.? i.e. car dashes and consoles.?

any parts store sells automotive interior paint in rattle cans.....go by and ask them.....usually have at least 10-15 different colors....

About an old dictionary?

I have an old 1892 An American Dictionary of the English Language. I can not find any reference to it whatsoever in my research on it. The only thing that it says inside is New York, March 1, 1892. On the bottom of the bind it says Collier but that hasn't helped me in my research. In the beginning it has an introduction that speaks of something the Pope wrote and then what is called Canons for Etymology. Then it goes on to the speech as a barrier between man and beast and then to Grimm's law of the Interchange of Consonant sounds. The dictionary section itself is 496 pages and then has a section of prefixes and suffixes, Pronouncing vocabulary of scripture proper names and then select list of mythological and classical names. How can i find out more about this book and if it has any collector value?

Xbox 360 dash bord problems?

It's an update that came out of nowwhere first my xbox started saying it could only show my frends and stuff was unavalubel so I dident think enything about it now it's completely kicked me off saying it needs and update but the update is not avalibel yet my frends are on perfectally and I've tryed readying my router

Brown spotting weeks before period?

Well got my period on the 12th of may and was normal went away in 6 days. Now on the 30th i went to the washroom and noticed a little brown spotting.. didn't think to much about it figured my period was coming early and would be here the next day..It is now june 2 and no period and im still spotting. I have no idea whats going on and i don't want to go to the doctors if its nothing. does anyone have any idea whats going on with me?

Should i take it to court?

I would totally take it to court unfortunately some officers dont know what they are doing. Good luck.

My dash lights aren't coming on?

i would check for any broke or weak wires,but more than likely a faulty GROUND.try running a new ground and see what happens.

Does this sound like my water breaking, or pee?

Your baby is due in 4 days, this honestly sounds like water breaking. I would go get checked just incase because you don't want to risk infection.

Need Help Installing A Car Dash Kit For A 1998 Ford Taurus ?!?

Im trying to get a dash kit in my ford taurus so I can use cds in m car. I checked out Bestbuy.com for the kits and they were around $125 and Im not sure if that even includes the installation fee. On ebay thou, I see one that is half the price than bestbuy . So should I purchase the kit off ebay or should I just go on bestbuy and buy it from there ??

If the gauges in my '98 Nissan Frontier stop working... what can I do to fix it?

The speedometor goes to 0 mph, the tachometer goes to 0 rpms, the temperature gauges goes to 0 degrees, and the odometer goes completely out. , Tapping on the dash gets it working temporarily... but it continues to go in and out. Please help!

Is it illegal for a teacher to refuse to allow students to use the washroom in Alberta?

Teachers are allowed to not let a student use the washroom is the student does it all the time in the same class. If a student doesn't do it everyday and the teacher still doesn't allow it, then it's illegal. Sometimes students will try to use the washroom everyday for most of the period and if the student does that, then the teacher realizes that the student is only asking to use the washroom just to miss class.

Why do i keep getting these weird dreams?

it means you have to relfect back on your childhood and pla some ocarina of time or mater will come and spit on you forever.

Why potty means crazy? please explain its etymology?

"crazy, silly," 1920, slang, of unknown origin, perhaps connected to potter (v.). Earlier slang senses were "easy to manage" (1899) and "feeble, petty" (1860).

HELP Xbox 360 black ops multiplayer broken!!!?

This happened to me once before with MW2 where it would load everything, but I'd have no multiplayer data and I couldn't play it. So just try and re-boot your xbox, leave the game alone for a while and play other ones, and soon enough it should work again!

What does "Pit-bull terrier" mean in the etymology explanation of pit?

"hole," O.E. pytt "water hole, pit," from W.Gmc. *puttjaz "pool, puddle" (cf. O.E. putti, O.N. pyttr, Du. put, Ger. Pfütze), early borrowing from L. puteus "well, pit, shaft." Meaning "abode of evil spirits, hell" is attested from early 13c. As a verb, “to put into a pit,” mid-15c.; especially for purposes of fighting (of cocks, dogs, pugilists) from 1760. Figurative sense of “to set in rivalry” is from 1754. Meaning “to make pits in” is from late 15c. Related: Pitted; pitting. Cf. Pit-bull terrier first recorded 1945. This is also the notion behind the meaning "the part of a theater on the floor of the house" (1640s). Pit of the stomach (1650s) is from the slight depression there between the ribs.

What should i expect?

I am a regular person when it comes to my period now for the past 4 months. my last one started on may 25th. its now June 24th and for the past week I've been sick I've been nausea I've been constantly hungry and i'm the type that can go a day with only eating one thing as bad as that is, my **** are sensitive well more like my nipples i get random shape pains where my period cramps would be my belling button hurts sometimes where the ring is, i get tired way to easy even when i have more then 10 hrs of sleep, and a couple days ago i thought i got my period cause when i went pee i wiped and there was some blood so i went to get something for it but when i went to the washroom there was nothing. its been 3 days since that and still nothing.........is it gonna sneak attack me or should i be worried about the one thing i don't know if i want to happen. (pregnant) .... cause i no i should have gotten it this week or by Sunday. but i was also told that that's spotting.

Please explain the etymology of romp?

Etymology is not an exact science. Words are learned, passed on & get corrupted & changed ( a bit like Chinese whispers ! ). An English word might be heard by a German person & copied & become a completely new word. For this reason you will never get a definitive answer to your questions. I hope this helped.

Is this a good prologue?

All that I see is a bunch of words stockpiled together. Clean it up. Its good, it really is, but all those words jumbled together make my head spin.

My HCG level didnt double it went from 500-700 in 2 days.. am I going to miscarry?

I found out I was pregnant 4-5 days ago. I am 4-5 weeks pregnant. I had cramping and brown spotting but only when I used the washroom. I got my blood test taken 2 days ago and my hcg level was at 500.. I went in today and it was at 700. The bleeding has stopped and my level didnt double.. the doctor told me he was 90% sure it is going to be a miscarraige. I go for more blood work next Sunday.. but Im wondering if there is any hope? A whole week is going to kill me and it hurts just to type this :(

Can I turn my landlord in now?

I asked a question about a month ago about how a pipe was leaking in my bedroom & the ceiling downstairs in another lady's apartment was leaking. They tore a hugh hole in my wall to replace the pipe & LEFT IT. They said they would fix it the following week, its been 3 & they wont return my calls about it. I called emergency maintenance last night cause I noticed my floor was soaked in the living room next to the washroom when I opened the door to the washroom & looked up the ceiling was leaking. Emergency service came & said they would forward the call to someone else today & I haven't heard a thing. My lease isn't up until Feb.2013 what can I do?

What is the etymology(origin) of Squander?

Encarta.com gives it as 16th century origin unknown. You could try poking around in the Oxford English Dictionary but generally encarta.com is very good on etymology.

Why did I throw up after working out?

I had not ate any food yet and drank half a can of lemonade. Then I took 200mg of caffeine and 8mg of ephedrine 2.25 hours before working out in the morning. In the middle of working out I felt dizzy and ended up going to the washroom to throw up. I couldn't stop myself from throwing up. Why is this? Is it because I didn't eat? Or maybe it was the ephedrine? Or both? Please explain. I have taken more ephedrine and caffeine before without exercising but have never threw up or had the feeling of throwing up. And, normally when I do feel like throwing up I can keep it in. Thanks for your help.

Can someone plz help with homework?!?!?

I would explain mine but I'm to lazy..... Go to your neighbors they will do it It if u are pretending to actually care;)

What's the difference between proletarian and proletariat?

A proletarian was a person who really had no status, and did not own property; the "proletariat" in Marxist theory was simply all those people collectively. They were the poorest class, and often unskilled, ordinary laborers, as opposed to those who DID own things - the "capitalists."

My husband accused me of being a pervert and really hurt my feelings?

I don't know what to say to such harsh words. My husband was having a shower today after a long day of building a fence in our yard. He knew I was in the washroom to go pee which he said was fine. After I went pee I peeked and watched him in the shower for a bit (he did not know I was watching) and when he bent over to wash his feet I giggled and he turned around and called me the "world's biggest pervert".

I have a 1996 Honda Civic LX with an electrical problem?

Several weeks ago, my battery light came on. It goes on and comes off and goes back on all the time. The alternator and battery have all been checked and are working properly. The connections are good as well. Recently, the battery light came and stayed on, the radio went haywire (eventually turning off), the air conditioner went off, the lights on the dash went out, the speedometer stopped working and the car started to hesitate. There is 189,000 miles on the car and it is a 1996. What could be the problem?

What's the origin of this phrase?

From when, where, and why did the term 'Whispering Eye' come from, it of course was resurrected and put into use again because of the movie 'Role Models', and I'm assuming it's from the Renaissance period, but what is it's exact etymology?

I have a 2005 dodge neon and when i turn the key, the dash turns on but the car wont start...anybody know?

the dashboard turns on, the horn honks, the lights turn on, but when i turn the key the car doesnt make a noise.

2005 Chevrolet Cavalier Deck Install?

I have an aftermarket deck that I would like to install in my cavalier. In the past I had wired it to my truck and all I needed was a $20 wiring harness and dash kit. I went to best buy to get the parts to do my cavalier and they are saying I need to spend $125 on a special onstar harness. My car is very basic and the radio isn't equipped for onstar let alone a cd player. Do I really need this harness? Or is there a basic harness I can get at walmart?

How do I stop masterbating?

I watch pornography most of the time and get horny and tempted to do it. I watch pornography in secret. My brother know I watch porn but my friends and family don't know. When I was in 6th grade. Most of the time, in my classroom. I treat girls like sex objects. When I look at girls in my class during 6th grade I stare and try to look at part of their nudity and become frozen and shy. I still masterbate and look at porn. Thanks. I masterbate in my gray pajamas on the computer and in the washroom. Now, every time I wear them or touch them. I get horny images in my head.

OK, I dont know if this means anything but :\...?

Ok, I have Diarrhoea and Am going 2 the washroom a lot, and my left side hurts!! Thank you for your help!

What does pet-form mean in the etymology explanation of Joe.?

"Joseph" is the full, formal version of the name, and "Joe" is what your family and friends would call you - a pet name, or a diminutive. Like "Betty" for Elizabeth, or "Davey" for David.

97 Saturn SL2 Electrical Problem?

On my Saturn, it happens in 2 places. If it happens when the vehicle is cold, When accelerating, the Transmission will be stuck in D4. if the short happens when the car is hot, you will be traveling about 75 MPH on the interstate, and the guages will go dim, and the volt meter will bottom out, like you turned the key off. It is the same response when the car is cold. It is like you turned the key off, but the engine still runs fine. The only difference I have found which is major is when it is cold and it acts up, the volt meter bottoms out like the key is turned off, and it will not shift. When hot at night, you can see all the lights go dim, the AC blower motor slows down, etc. Any ideas? ALREADY REPLACED THE IGNITION SWITCH UNDER THE DASH.

This is how I ate today, what would you improve?

I think you should cut down a little on your breakfast and dinner, but other than that you eat really healthy:)

What does "cockney slang for a crowd" mean in the etymology explanation of scrounage?

"to acquire by irregular means," 1915, alteration of dialectal scrunge "to search stealthily, rummage, pilfer" (1909), of uncertain origin, perhaps from dial. scringe "to pry about." Popularized by the military in World War I. Perhaps related to scrouge, scrooge "push, jostle" (1755, Cockney slang for "a crowd"), probably suggestive of screw, squeeze.

While driving all the Instruments on dash don't work then work, then car dies while driving?

while I was driving my 2000 Oldsmobile Intrigue all the instruments on the dash started to up and down. From 70 mph to 0, from full to empty, then car died while driving. Jumped the battery, drove 8 miles, car did same thing and died again. This time could not jump battery.

EATING DISORDER QUESTIONS I NEED ANSWERED!!?

Your a purge type anorexic, many people don't know there's two types of anorexics. People, its NOT Bulimia. Bulimia is recognized by the cycle of binging and purging. Purge type anorexic is when you starve yourself and when you do eat something, no matter how little it is you throw it up.

CONSTIPATION! I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING BUT NO HELP!!?

When you let constipation go for that long it can sometimes cause what is called a fecal impaction. The only treatment for that is to go the the ER and let the staff physically remove the very hard feces so the part that is normal and not so hard (further up) can pass. Next time don't let it go for so long before taking action. See your physician and he can prescribe something to keep you regular.

How do you say "star" in your foreign tongue? (Or any foreign tongue you know of the word in)?

Hi, I am researching the etymology or history of the word Star. It seems to be a universal word. Please tell me. I will post a list of all of its variations in an edit. Thank you.

Me and my friend want to go out to eat, kinda low on money?

Me and my best friend want to go out to eat for lunch but we're both extremely low on money. My friend thought of the idea to dine and dash. I was nervous about it at first but thought, what the heck! What's the best way to dine and dash?

Please explain the etymology of Passover?

It means that, if the Jews had the identifying blood over the door posts the death angel would pass over their house and strike those houses not having the identifying blood, and kill the first-born male child in those.

2005 chevy trail blazer problem?

the ac is not working the blower motor works it just wont turn on by the switch and the lights on the dash are coming on to also(they are the ones i listed) the 4wd,and ABS lights are on and they wont work either the fuses are under the left side back seat and they are not blown they just are not getting power to them this is just one of a few fuse boxes in it but the 4wd,AC,ABS fuses are all in the same row they are the ONLY ones not getting power along with a few more fuses in that row (there is like 2 more fuses in that row) once again there is not a problem with any parts they are just not turning on or working but if you take them out and hook them up to a tool we have they work fine i was wondering if anyone else has had this problem or knows what it could be

Whats the deck din size of a 2003 dodge neon sxt?

im trying to find the size of my cars head unit to replace it. and upgrade my whole system, door speakers, dash, and rear speakers.

Question on etymology?

Let's not confuse "germanic" with "german". I'm not sure what Old English is, but I do know that there was a germanic language spoken in England before 1066. I don't think there was anything called "german" at that time - Luther hadn't translated the bible yet, so there probably were some proto-german dialects

Etymology research essay?

i am writing a 5 page etymology essay and I have to pick One word, and find out the history of that word..for example love,freedom, and so on...what word should I choose that is easy and understandable? And can someone find the history of the word?...thanks So Much!

Do I have to go to church, etc to be a Christian?

Being a Christian has changed my life, this might be weird but I pray in the washroom sometimes... do I have to get a bible and go to church? I just believe in god, and I want to keep that a secret. Does that just make me a person who prays to the air?

A really small black spider?

I was in the washroom, taking a shower I live in Vancouver BC. I saw this really small spider no bigger than a small gravel. it was flat and it was completely black, it looked like a small black crab but than I saw it move with 8 legs. It was very slow I'm not very sure if it bit me or not, because I just got out and I stepped out grabbed my towel swung it a couple times than out of no where there it is. Also it's bite too small for me to probably locate where it is if I have been bitten. HELP I'M panicing I've watched so many weird videos on youtube on spider and I feel like they're crawling all over me right now, which they aren't.

Does central locking work if battery is flat?

I've got an 04 ford fiesta. Been running fine. Drove home from work no problems. Got out for about half hour. Jumped back in with my kids. Went to start car and it stalled, I think my son in front was playing with hear stick and I didn't notice he had left it in hear for me. Back into neutral turned key nothing! Couple dash lights came on and flashed and instead of the engine starting there was a clicking noise, a bit like an indicator. My partner topped up all the waters and battery. Still lights flashing but this time instead of clicking it was an engine start noise, but sounded more like the car coughed it was so short lived. In the end neighbours helped to jump start. Drove it to my mums to drop kids off about 8 miles there and back, left it running on advice of my partner. Got home turned ignition off left it for a couple minutes. Turned it back on and again flashing dash lights and that clicking sound! Any ideas what it could be? Booked into garage for tomorrow really hope its just the battery! Any advice or ideas much appreciated thank you!

How do you know if..?

How do you know if you've orgasmed??? Whst does it feel like and like I was reading one of the yahoo questions and is like whenever i masterbate, I have the efeling i have to pee, so I go to the washroom,, but am I supposed to? Or is tht when I am going to you knwo..? like is that normal??

The etymology of sapphire is from saturn?

Some etymologists propose an old Sanskrit origin to the Semitic word "sappir": a dark colored precious stone called "Shanipriya" (शनिप्रिय), from "shani" (शनि) meaning "Saturn" and "priya" (प्रिय), precious, i.e. "precious to Saturn".[1]

Since Jesus' (Yeshua's) Name Means Jehovah (Yahweh) is Salvation, is Jesus one of Jehovah's witnesses?

JEHOVAH is incorrect name there is not jehovah in the original verses, jehovah was inserted during the reform protestant and now jehovah witnesses use the name so much and they have inserted the name in their new testament version.

Missed period and spotting?

Could be systitus a urinary tract infection due to back passage bacteria getting in the front or due to the displacing of the urethra during sex. Tends to cause the feeling of constant urination and blood with urine. Be sure that you know where the blood is coming from, so either in the urinary tract or the vagina... This could help you have a better understanding of what's going on. Do test though. If you are stressed or have had a weight gain or loss your period may be delayed or even totally missed. Good luck xx

I had a track meet today and now i am sick?

i had a track meet from 6 am- 2 pm today and i ran 5 events. the 1/2 mile, the 1 mile, the 4 mile relay (i ran 1/2 a mile), the 500 meter dash, and last the 5 mile, in that order. i had water and fruit and afterwards we went out to lunch. when i got home from lunch i realized i had a fever, and a terrible headache. im pretty sure i didn't have a fever before the meet...but i cant be positive. my throat is sore and my back and stomach and legs are achy. i have a doctors appointment in 2 days.. so i will ask then..but any advice on what i have? what do you think it is? what should i do? is it because of the running?

Driving from Calgary to Toronto..Is it worth it?

I have a 1996 Honda civic car...the mileage is 181 so not bad. We CANT go through the Sates because my husband is a permanent residence of Canada so I don't want to go through all the hassle for visa and stuff.I know its a longer drive but oh well! What cities do we have to pass by. And is it really worth it to drive to Toronto from Calgary? Not talking about the money..but like is there a lot to see and stuff? We wiling to drive 12 hours per day (including stop overs for food/washroom) We only want to drive from sunrise to sunset. I prefer not driving during night time. Any advise would help. Thanks a lot.

Why shipshape means in good order,well-arranged..could somebody explain its etymology?

("ship" + "shape") "Of nautical origin, based on the obligation of a sailor to keep his/her quarters arranged neatly and securely against the inevitable turbulence at sea."

Please read my short random writing and tell me what you think of it, thanks!?

The whip dashed out towards Ellex. He spun in the air avoiding the sudden attack. Quickly he looked back at Adam while in the air and shot his pistol at him several times. The bullets merely missed Adam's head gazing his spiked hair. Once Ellex landed he continued doing jumps off the walls to avoid the sharp point of the whip that continues to hurl towards him. Adam grins and laughs out loud simultaneously as he aggressively swings his whip cutting through furniture in the room making the place flying with chunks of the furniture. Bella runs into the room unaware of the mess that flies in the air. Sharp wood parts from the furniture dash towards Bella, she whips out her sword and cuts the wood into small splinters. Ellex and Adam notice Bella is in the room and Ellex jumps his way to her while dodging the whip. Adam stops going for Ellex and shoots the whip out to Bella. Before the whip could actually penetrate through her, Ellex sees his opportunity and shoots the whip snapping it.

How do I change my display photo on Tumblr?

Since the dash changed, I haven't been able to change my display photo on Tumblr. When I go to my blog & to "Customize," and then to "Info," all that's there is my blog title and description. The place where I used to be able to change my display photo is no longer there. Is this just a problem with my computer/internet/Tumblr, or did they change it and not tell me? Any help is appreciated, I would give you a promo for answering or something but I don't have enough followers to make much of a difference, lol. But I'll totally follow everyone who submits an answer, if you'd like :)

I feel like I am ALWAYS being watched. Have any of you ever felt this way? How can I cure it?

I feel as though I am constantly being watched, and it's driving me crazy. I feel horribly embarrassed when I shower or use the washroom. This feeling also prevents me from doing things that I want to do because I feel like people are watching me and will judge me. If you can't find an answer to this, then could you maybe tell me that people are not watching me, I need convincing. Thanks guys.

Where to buy COMAND system for mercedes?

I am looking to buy the comand system that comes stock with newer mercedes cars. I have a 2004 c230 coupe and am wondering first if the system will be compatible with my current dash board display and steering wheel controls. and secondly where could i find one? i heard of someone finding one in a junk yard for cheap. but where on the internet.

Is Tumblr shutting down?

No, not true. Someone else posted that. It's just an attempt to get as much reblogs as possible. Kinda like those chain messages in e-mails. The ones that go "send this message to your friends or else barney will kill your kitty". Keep in mind that you can edit the source in the post editor. You shouldn't believe these stuff unless the original post was from the staff itself.

Could I be pregnant? So confused!!?

With most tests, if you had a line in the testing area, then your pregnant. Take a digital tests, it give clear answers. Good luck!

Why am I always called to do work around the house?

I feel your pain. I'm always asked to help out around the house and fix pretty much everything that gets damaged in the slightest, from small things to big things. Sometimes I consider just stopping with it because it is a bit excessive, but I know that (no prejudice feelings intended) no one else in my family could do it as well because they aren't good with fixing things. So in the end, I keep helping, and in the end it sort of pays off, considering my parents respect me more than my lazy brother and give me more privileges regardless of him being older. Hope I helped!

Can anyone explain the origin of the phrase "goose on a new day" to me?

I keep hearing it said in my house and began to think it was a saying my family came up with until I saw it used by someone else. Can someone explain where the phrase comes from? I find word etymology and this kind of stuff fascinating.

My relatives came over and my cousin was taking shots and got so drunk, then we smoked pot!?

Yes it was not a good idea drugs are not good and neither is alcohol and plus ur not even at legal drinking age I hope ur parents find those drugs of yours

What is your high score for endless shift on Diner Dash?

haha! nice! diner dash is the best game IN THE WORLD. but i seem to never get past the last place :P

Etymology of the word 'plastics'?

Not in relation to the synthetic material, but to how it is used in footballing terminology to describe fans. I assume it has something to do with being fake, but I'm not certain.

Is she jealous or .... ?

I think she is jealous and her feelings are hurt. She probably wants to be more than just friends with you and seeing the texts made her feel rejected.

I love to have sex in places where i can get caught, you?

Like following my gf, into the washroom stall at a restaurant, bending her over the toilet and giving her the stiffy right there! ahhhhhhhhhh!

Best cleaner/protector for dark dashboards in cars?

my dash in my honda is dark gray to black and i was wondering what is the best cleaner/ protector to use, i have heard that armorial is not good to use because it can make it crack and fade over time what is a good one to use and ps i live in florida

Help with my valedictorian speech?

I'd first remove the mountain metaphor as it is a bit overused. Secondly, I think the latin root plug doesn't really play in with what you've said earlier. I'd move the "This graduating class of 2011..." paragraph further up on your speech and end on "These are the skills that will carry us through high school and that will make us the best graduating class John G has ever known."

Am I autistic or have aspergers?

It sounds like you may possibly have Asperger's syndrome or high functioning autism. You certainly have some of the traits. Nobody here can give you a yes or no answer with any certainty though. You would need to consult a medical professional to find out for sure. It doesn't sound like you would be wasting your time by asking for a real evaluation/diagnosis.

Please explain the etymology of millipede?

It has a thousand legs (not literally, but quite a lot of them). Milli = thousand, pede = feet, thousand-feet. Again, not literally, but it seems like it. Not really that difficult.

Does my teacher dislike me?

I think he's falling for you but cannot trust himself. Because of this he becomes agitated around you. His inner desires are raging within him, almost ready to burst. Be careful, be very careful - you are playing with fire!

Lights on my car's dash don't work, help!?

I have a 1997 Nissan Altima, 4 cyl, 2.4L with 246,400 miles. The "dummy lights" are not working on the car's dash and the brake lights stay on, even when the car isn't running and the key is off. Any ideas to what the problem might be? Thanks!

I haven't fallen asleep at all tonight?

I don't get it's 7 an here I went to bed at 11pm and I didn't fall asleep. Nothing is wrong with me, my life is perfect at the moment, I don't have a sleeping disorder, I didn't drink anything other than water the whole day I went to the washroom, im not excited but I can't fall asleep!!!!!!! Well I didn't fall asleep I have to get in2 hours anyways.

Japanese - Please look at the description?

That's the case with a lot of Japanese verbs that have homophones, because the verb readings are purely Japanese, originally they were able to put any Chinese hanzi there to specify the meaning. Especially with the two you pointed out with 直す being to fix or repair things/ideas, and 治す meaning to recover/'fix' and illness or wound.

Please explain the etymology of sarcasm?

Sarcasm is brutal - fr. sarkazein: "to tear flesh". As in dagger-sharp words used to puncture self-esteem. "Sarcasm can be destructive and painful [...]"

HELP! Accidentally put in a line (by putting 3 dashes after my paragraph)...and now i can't delete it.?

When i put in the 3 dashes...a line 'magically' appeared...and nothing i try, deletes. I am using Microsoft Word. PLEASE - obviously, I need a computer geek's help on this one!

What is the Second Amendment and what is a militia?

according to the right wing a militia is a bunch of kooks walking around with 30 round glocks with zero background checks, because thats what they think the 2nd amendment means

In-Depth roots of the word malediction?

I mean in-depth, not just what mal- and -diction mean, but where they come from. The etymology, as far back as possible.

Does this prove Jesus (peace be upon him) was Muslim?

A Muslim is a person who SUBMITS to GOD by praying, fasting, giving Charity and living a life of Righteousness. Jesus pbuh was a Jew by NATIONALITY lol but Muslim by deeds.

Please explain the etymology of straight?

The use of the word "straight" for a male or female hetrosexual, is derived from the antonym "bent" as in homosexuals are bent, they were referred to as bent, or benders, as in wrong doers, anything ilicit in the 1940`s was referred to as bent.."I got this Morris Oxford off a guy in Dartford, `course its bent, but I got it for half a pony"..That Geezer down the pub, Eees as bent as a nine bob note" Being homosexual was ilegal in the UK until the mid 60`s, when a bill in Parliament was passed, to make it legal..as the old joke goes.Harold Wilson says to Ted Heath..."What do you think we should do with this homosexual bill"..Ted Heath says.."Pay it " !

I was molested by 2 cops. someone please help me!?

Obviously, I cannot turn to the police because I was already molested by some. I don't know what to do now. Long story short, I was sitting in a booth at joey's restaurant which I never been to before (thought I should try it out) drinking coffee and doing some homework from school when I look up to see two police officers enter the restaurant and started speaking to one of the waitresses. I overheard one of them saying my name, by that time i felt very uneasy because these cops looked like real gruff looking men, almost like they were fake cops. So the waitress pointed at my direction and the 2 cops went up and confronted me. They said that they got a call from the restaurant saying that I have been stalking someone from this restaurant. So I told them "Excuse me? I don't understand what you are talking about. I have never been to this restaurant before and I don't even know anyone that works here. So if you do not have a warrant against me then I suggest you leave me alone in peace". Then one of the cops said "Come with us please sir". And one of them grabbed my arm and started dragging me to the washrooms followed by the other officer. When we got inside the washroom, the officers commanded me to get down on the ground and told me to take my pants off. I refused, so that lead to one of them smacking me in the face. I had no choice but to lay down on the floor with my pants down and bare bottom showing. Without even realizing what was going on next, I felt a huge stab of pain right in my buttocks. I turned and saw one of the officers, taking his pants down and started to anally assault me. I screamed in pain and horror while the other cop laughed. Of course the people in the restaurant did not call the police when they heard my screams because the cops already were here. By that time, I got lucky by managing to lift one of the nearby washroom garbage cans and throwing it as hard as I could to the cop that was on top of me and who assaulting me knocking him out unconcious. I then managed to distract the other cop by splashing water and spreading huge globs of pink soap in his eyes and mouth. Afterwards, I quickly ran off as fast as I could out of the washroom and out of the restaurant to go home. But I remembered that I could not go home, because what if the cops from the restaurant woke up and started to follow me home. I don't really know what I should do first, do I go to the hospital and explain to doctors what happened? I cannot go to the cops or go home thats for sure. Do I go to a friend's house? What should I do in this situation? Help would be greatly appreciated!

Whats wrong with my car?

I have a 1998 ford Taurus, I just replaced a blot in the steering column and I put everything back together and now the airbag senor light is flashing on the dash and I have no money to bring it to the dealer.

What does "pet-form of Catherine" mean in the etymology explanation of kitty?

Pet form of catherine means that the word "kitty" is a nickname for the name "Catherine"

Neon Lighting on 2006 Chevy Tahoe Z71?

I just got for my 16th b-day a used 2006 Chevy Tahoe Z71, we just started customizing it 2 my taste. i want to put neon lights or neon strobe lighting under the car, in the grill, under the dash and steering wheel or universal lighting. I wanna know, will this run down my battery or what will it do?

Chances of getting into Stanford, UCLA, UCB, any others?

Look up your intended school at www.cappex.com. They put a map of unweighted GPA versus SAT scores on one of the pages. Look your scores up and you can estimate your chances.

Ultimate Car Sound System?

I have heard memphis. They're not so hot on sound quality but they can get somewhat loud. Personally, I would order a different brand off Ebay and then get them installed. If you really want me to help you out you can email me at skour@aim.com and I can pick out everything you need within your price range.

Hooked up car cd player and it doesnt work.?

So I bought a new cd player and when I took out my old the wire plugin didn't match my new one. So I looked at each set of wires and I cut off the old plugin. I grounded the black wire with the metal piece to a screw inside my dash. Then I split the same wires of each set and twisted them together and then used electrical tape to cover them. There were some extra cords but I had no where to hook them up so I wrapped them up so they wouldn't just be open inside of the dash. I then plugged in the power (or antenna) not sure which one it was but it fit my new cd player as well. I then put my dash back together and screw in and plug back in everything I had messed with in order to get to my cd player. I turn my car on to see if my cd player works and I here it make a noise (the cd player itself) but it didn't come on. No lights, no sound, nothing. What did I do wrong? How do I make it work??

Is my paragraph too long how can I shorten in and do you like it?

i like it and its not too long but if you really wannna shorten it download a program called "summarize it" or just search on google. "how to shorten your paragraph"

Why do I look horrible in school washroom?

I look good in the mirrors in my house, but in the school washroom mirror, my face looks oily and I look so tired and grossss. WHY

Please explain the etymology of burglar?

This is saying that it started in the 1540's and was shortened from the Middle English word "burgulator" and combined with the Old French "burgeor" and Latin "burgator" meaning to break open. Its relationship to borough seems to come from the fact that the word was used to "break open the castle" or home, and a borough is a community of homes.

Why is steam blowing back thru my radiator's overflow?

That is a lot of words for a Turdcel. You seem to know enough about cars to know better than owning one of those. I do enjoy how you managed to slip in the guinea pig, I didn't see that coming.

I need help with potty training... How do I do this? ?

get a potty let her play with it, put her dolls on it, when she does sit on it make a fuss and if she does use it reward her. it all comes with time my daughter nearly 3 and has just started taking notice but my other child was around 18mths. you cant force it they will do it in there own time. making them know that its there own special seat or potty makes it exciting don't make her sit on it if she don't want to because she will become distressed, time and patience is the secret good luck.

Car A/C problem. Light comes on but Compressor doesnt engage?

I have a 1991 Toyota Tercel with factory a/c. When i push the A/C button, the light comes on but the compressor doesn't engage. Now it uses a magnetic clutch to engage the a/c. The first thing the Haynes book says to check is the relay switch way the hell up under the dash. But im wondering, if the light comes on, is the relay switch still good? If the relay switch is good, then what should i check next? Thanks for any advice/ help. -Robert

Please Help!:/ How do you do a System Restore or System Recovery on a win. Vista laptop?

I am so stressed out that my computer will not completly boot up and start windows anymore D: every time i turn it on it stays stuck on a blank black screen with a flashing dash in the top left corner. I dont know what to do or what this means. I dont have any cds either :/ do any of you know how to fix this or do a system restore or recovery wen i first turn on my comp? Ive tried f10 and pressing esc only brings up the boot menu and hasent helped. Pleeasee help im desprate i dont care if everything gets deletes either aslong as windows can run do any o u kno what to do? Thank you!!!! I have a 2006 sony vaio btw

I just realized i have like a pimple on the lip of my vagina is that normal?

I'm currently on my period, its my 4th day on it and when I went to use the washroom I realized I have a like a bump it looks like a pimple with a white head on it. I wanted to know if this is anything bad or not.

Please explain the etymology of bulimia..?

The "ox hunger" just describes of the symptom of overeating; it has no etymological connection to the other symptoms.

Help on car stereo.....?

If I have a 1999 Dodge Dakota and i want to put just a stereo receiver. Like what kind of dash kit do i need and what kind of like wiring kit thing do i need? And i want to put a dual xr4110 receiver in and i dont think that it matters which one i put in.

STARTING A NEW DISCUSTING HABIT/FETISH PLEASE HELP ME?

So it started about a week ago When i was in the washroom...taking a poop. I was finnishing up right? Just about to wipe my @$$#•£€ then i realized that we were low on butt-wipe we had about three sqares left on our last roll. So i did what every other person with a common sence would do.. I used it... Don't judge but we aint got no cash flow so we baught cheep 35¢ single rolls from the dollar store..the no-named kind..only 1 ply meaning theres no second layer like name brands such as Charmin.. Anyways i was wiping when all the suddin *PHHFFTTT* a big rip accurd in the toilet paper.. So there i am with my middle finger up my anus.. in a way toying with myself... And actually injoying it ? So ever since then i have been doing it on a day-to-day basis.. Intentionally.. Sometimes i wouldent even wash my finger.. I would just sit there and sniff it. IS THIS WRONG?

Question for females only!!?

Hey, im a 14 year old girl and I have been masterbating for a while. I masterbated today then went to the washroom to find my clit swollen it isnt red or sore its not sensitive or anything just swollen absalutely no pain or bleeding. I used a vibrator for the first time to masterbate there was nothing else used. Does anybody know what it wrong or if this is normal?

What is the name of that cuban model on kourtney and khloe take miami season 1 episode 3?

So okay I watched this episode of Kourtney anc Khloe Take Miami Season 1 Episode 3 "Hangover Helpers". I'm kinda interested with the guy Kourtney dated in "The W". So do any of you guys know his full name (that Cuban model guy named Roberto) also that DASH employee who picked roberto from that long line of guys, What are their names?

I'm only 10 months into my contract iv'e had two phone's and now my newest one has water damage?

well, i always have my phone down my shirt and in the washroom when i shower, and the people at bel said that, that gives the phone water damage.. i got my first phone in september 2010, and my second one in december 2010. the sticker on the batteries is starting to turn bright red. my phone is motorola dext, it's really slow and it sometimes doesn't sent messages are all motorola dext's like that? thanks:)

Please explain the etymology of tuck, why it means pleat?

To tuck means to put something underneath something else. So, for instance, you might tuck a newspaper or your umbrella underneath your arm if you are also carrying other things. In sewing, in means to fold over a piece of fabric so that some of the fabric is tucked beneath the top piece of fabric. Then when you stitch the fabric, it forms a pleat. The word "pleat" is more commonly used for skirts and trousers. The word "tuck" is used more often for blouses or the bodice on a dress.

Anything to do with the deity?

No.Saappaattu raman is phrase to indicate a person who can not be satisfied with anything including food stuffs.Raman here refers not the Lord but a common name to be used &understood easily.Like thanda raman (useless person),thadi raman etc.

Why don't the civilized people in modern China come forward to eradicate the practice of symbolic cannibalism?

Why are you asking US? WE do not know hay other people do what they do. You need to ask the people who do those things...go ask them, or write to them, or call them...whoever "they " are. I seriously doubt if any of them read the English edition of Y/A.

1998 saab 900se problems?

alright i have a 1998 saab 900se 2.0 turbo, and i have a problem maby more than one, first the car has no power or acceleration, second i have a weird ticking noise that frequently comes and goes, the low beams on the car work but do not illuminate enough to see at night but high beams work great, and the dash will dim and stayed dim and sometimes its fine

Was it really sexual assault?

you are to blame as much as him, women always blame the man,but if they did not let the man touch them then nothing would happen,girls 14 and older know whats going on. and they are lying when they say they don;t.you do not crawl in the same bed or let a man touch you even drunk so quit lying and tell the truth

My back window in my bronco isn't working! Please help?

I have a 1985 bronco full sizE. So the back window in my bronco isn't working. The motor is working and nothing is broken but putting the key in the back won't make it work and the switch on the dash doesnt work either. When I hook a wire to the motor plug and run it to the wire that runs the window and then the window plug thing( sorry I forget what's it's called,I blanked) and that will make it work. But that's it. Idk what to do Please help

What does "bowl for mixing wine with water" mean in the etymology explanation of crater?

1610s, from L. crater, from Gk. krater "bowl for mixing wine with water," from kera- "to mix," from PIE base *kere-. Used in Latin for bowl-shaped mouth of a volcano. Applied to features of the Moon since 1860. As a verb, from 1884.

HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

So it started about a week ago when i was in the washroom...taking a poop. I was finnishing up right? Just about to wipe my @$$#•£€ then i realized that we were low on butt-wipe we had about three sqares left on our last roll. So i did what every other person with a common sence would do.. I used it... Don't judge but we aint got no cash flow so we baught cheep 35¢ single rolls from the dollar store..the no-named kind..only 1 ply meaning theres no second layer like name brands such as Charmin.. Anyways i was wiping when all the suddin *PHHFFTTT* a big rip accurd in the toilet paper.. So there i am with my middle finger up my anus.. in a way toying with myself... And actually injoying it ? So ever since then i have been doing it on a day-to-day basis.. Intentionally.. Sometimes i wouldent even wash my finger.. I would just sit there and sniff it. IS THIS WRONG?

Could I pull off wearing shorts without my parents knowing?

okay so my twin sister and I wanna wear shorts to an amusement park. I want to wear them because I think they are soo cute and my legs are really fit and I have no cellulite etc. However, my parents don't like me wearing shorts because they think guys will look at me or whatever. So since ONLY me and my sister get dropped off to the park, we we were thinking of going the the washroom and just changing into shorts and then when my mom picks us up we just change back. Only me and my sister have passes so they have no way of coming in the park. So..should I do it? Does it seem like a decent way? Is there something else I should do? I'm 15 by the way.

Please explain the etymology of "well heeled", why it means wealthy?

the origin is a time when people had their shoes cobbled. if your shoes were worn out, it was a sign of poverty. if you were 'well heeled' you had the money to buy new shoes or have your shoes cobbled.

I absolutely detest the inaccuracy of the word "homophobia". What do you think of this as a replacement?

I've often thought that was a inaccurate term to apply to a made up affliction. The connotation also being that said person is also secretly homosexual. Does that mean that claustrophobics secretly yearn to be sequestered in a box?

98 chevy prizm ac issue?

I was given a 98 chevy prizm to drive, and the ac does not want to work. Very very rarely it will turn on and blow air, but maybe once in two months. The controls on the dash don't seem to turn do anything except when it randomly comes on. We had problems with the cig lighter but I replaced the fuse and its working again. I went thru three fusebox areas on the car looking for a blown fuse or relay, the one on the drivers side, and three under the hood, and found nothing out of the ordinary. Last time it kicked on when I started the car and plugged my phone into the charger. I'm guessing some wiring issues or a loose connection, but I don't know enough about the car to figure it out. I hear the ac is a common issue, any help?

Looking for a good book to read - mystery, romance, colorful and possibly set in ancient Arabia?

I'm looking for a good summer read (or two or five...as many as you can give me)! No postmodern, sad/depressing analysis of the futile rat-race that is life; just high-tailed adventure with colour, love and dashing characters (not just a cheesy romance novel though - I definitely need a plot and some development. I was ideally looking for something set in ancient Arabia, but really, anything historic will do. Thanks so much! :)

My first time having sex and I walk funny. How can I fix it?

I just had sex with my boyfriend and when I went to the washroom, I realized I walked funny...is there anything I can do?

Can someone please explain what is happening to me ?

Today in Health class we were learning about all those disease you may get from sexual inter courses. In the middle of the class I began to have a hard time breathing and had a headache. I asked to be excused from class to go to the washroom and the teacher told my friend to come along in case i needed any help . I got up and I couldn't even walk straight and I could see duplicates of things in the room. When I entered the washroom I could see my face in the mirror and I was all pale .. even my lips, I was all sweaty too.I could hardly support my body. I don't know what happened? This has happened to me in science class before as well. We were talking about body parts. So maybe it's just that I don't feel comfortable hearing and talking about these things. But after wards i drank some water and ate something and was excused from the whole class and I magically felt a bit better. I don't think it was because I was hungry because I ate cereal for breakfast. So I don't know. oh and i'm in middle school if that helps ? Please help me and thank youu!!

Do I have Asperger's or am I autistic?

Maybe asbergers, ocd which is part of asbergers, and possibly something else. Go see a doctor and get a diagnosis.

Please explain the etymology of gaydar?

Gaydar is the reputed ability of some to 'detect' whether or not someone is gay, not "gay behaviour". I don't know where you got your misconception, but perhaps it'll make more sense now.

Friend is smoking at school?

My friend is kind of a h*e and she smokes in the washroom at school, i caught her one time but didn't say anything and I found a few blurred pictures with a cig in her hand. How do I get her to quit because she is my really good friend and if i tell a teacher she'll get kicked out and her parents might just kill her lol.

I got suspended for asking to go to the washroom during a lockdown?

i live in calgary alberta, i was thinking of asking the calgary board of education to take a look at this, basicly it was a practice lockdown and i asked the teacher beside me in a whispery voice if i can go washroom,(as a joke) and i had to goo, they suspended me because they said i could of gotten everyone killed, but really was a suspension necessary?

Installing a tachometer in a '97 Ford Escort?

I'm looking into getting a '97 Ford Escort 5 speed, and everything is perfect except it doesn't have a tach, which bothers me. I've driven it and it's not a huge problem, but I'd like to have one so I can rev it higher if I want without damaging the engine, or be able to keep my revs low to save gas, etc etc. What would it cost to either install a tach, or have one installed? It doesn't have to be part of the gauge cluster, I can put it on the dash or something if that's cheaper, since it won't have to be integrated.

Are the words temple and tantra related by origin?

According to the etymology of the two words, the Proto Indo European root of Temple 'temp' means 'to stretch.' This is the same for the PIE root of Tantra 'ten' which again means 'to stretch.' Tantra is of course the esoteric branch of Hinduism.

My 2003 Dodge Ram 2500 Diesel air conditioner quit blowing air. Is it just the blower motor under the dash?

I also have what I believe to be a vacuum line problem. The selector switch will not make the air flow go from vent to defrost or to the floor when the air was blowing. Any help or guidance will be appreciated.